Virtually
“This is David, after the beep,
you’ll know what to do”
[ Beep ]
- I cannot believe you turned off your fucking phone! You say whatever
you want and then just vanishes and turns this shit off? Well now you will
listen to what I have to say, even if it’s through your fucking machine! I am
beyond pissed off with what you did! You are a fucking coward, that’s what you
are! You call me every name in the book and then just turn around, turn off
your phone and go to fucking sleep, and you let me speaking alone! Honestly, sleeping
beauty, I am disgusted about…
[ Dial tone ]
“This is David, after the beep,
you’ll know what to do”
[ Beep ]
- Do you think I will give up? No, I won’t! At least until I am able to
say EVERSTHING I want. I am disgusted to know I was your boyfriend one day, to have
kissed you and said I loved you! I am ashamed of myself for loving someone so… So…
I don’t even know how to express, David. You are a mean son of a bitch, a mean
and crazy son of a bitch, that’s what you are. I am ashamed to cry for you! But
one thnig is for sure: all this...
[ Dial tone ]
“This is David, after the beep,
you’ll know what to do”
[ Beep ]
- I HATE THIS MACHINE! I FUCKING HATE THIS FUCKING MACHINE!
[ Dial tone ]
“This is David, after the beep,
you’ll know what to do”
[ Beep ]
- You know what, David? I cried too much for you. You don’t deserve my
tears. You don’t deserve anything that comes from me. You only think about
yourself, your empty life with your empty friends, you think you’re the best
because you lived in Canada and you think your blog is worth a fucking Pulitzer.
But deep down you are a little piece of shit, you are nothing. Every day you
show that by…
[ Dial tone ]
“This is David, after the beep,
you’ll know what to do”
[ Beep ]
- Do you know what is worse? The worst part is this idiot here, wasting
my time, my battery and MY minutes to tell you a bunch of stuff you didn’t have
the courage to hear in person. It is obviously easier for you to turn off your
phone and leave this moron here dying inside. But I am strong, David. I will not
let this affect me, and you know why? Because I am going to…
[ Dial tone ]
“This is David, after the beep,
you’ll know what to do”
[ Beep ]
- FUUUUCK! SHIT!!! FUCK YOU DAVID AND FUCK THIS MACHINE!
[ Dial tone ]
“This is David, after the beep,
you’ll know what to do”
[ Beep ]
- Look, David… I think you got that I am very upset with all this shit.
But I won’t be lean to you, because you don’t deserve anything, not EVEN my
compassion. That is why I will be evil to you, I will record lots of messages
in your inbox until it is completely full, I will make your life hell on earth!
You will live to regret the day you gave me your number!
[ Dial tone ]
“This is David, after the beep,
you’ll know what to do”
[ Beep ]
- Guess what? It’s me again! Now you will see that I can be a bitch as
well. I wanted to love you, I wanted to be your husband one day, I wanted to be
with you forever, but you want war, don’t you? So war it is! I don’t like to
fight, but poke me and you’ll see what…
[ Dial tone ]
“This is David, after the beep,
you’ll know what to do”
[ Beep ]
- Seriously David, couldn’t it have been different? What went wrong
with us? Can’t you see? Can’t you understand that I love you? We had
everything, we could be together forever, but you act like a jerk! Why, David?
Just tell me why!
[ Dial tone ]
“This is David, after the beep,
you’ll know what to do”
[ Beep ]
- Look, David… I love you, fact. Independent of what happens next, I
need you to know that. I want it to work between us, I want to be ok. Don’t you
think we could be ok? Don’t you think we can try? Maybe we could talk, Dave. I
know that you love me and I love you, so what else do we need?
[ Dial tone ]
“This is David, after the beep,
you’ll know what to do”
[ Beep ]
- Dave, I know what to do.
[ Dial tone ]
“This is David, after the beep,
you’ll know what to do”
[ Beep ]
- Dave, it’s me, Gav. I am ringing the bell and I know you’re in.
Forget everything I said, I have flowers and I am sorry. Let’s try again, babe?
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